muldertxf:

mulder and scully going off on Yet Another alien case after skinner warns them about the FBI budget

forestspoonie:

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

cybercrimer:

you can’t win me I can’t be beat

treasure-mimic:

treasure-mimic:

treasure-mimic:

Rock stations be like “We only do three things here, drink beer, watch sports, and play the hardest rock in the whole world, and if you don’t like it you can pull that tampon out of your vagina you girl” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Alt stations be like “Tired of that tired pop station, welcome to your new alternative, where we only play the most left of the dial underground artists we can find” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Throwback stations be like “We’re here to bring you all your favorite classics of decades past, doesn’t matter when, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever takes you back to the days of old” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

rengokv:

lesbx:

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

came across a dame rolling in the cumquats today. she was wrought with a reserved whimsy, she will haunt my thoughts for the next few weeks, i think.

the mistress herself

m4ryswagdalene:

korokz-deactivated20190924:

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

m4ryswagdalene:

korokz-deactivated20190924:

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

unaleph:

jerryle3:

chickenkeeping:

6 second corn annihilation