mommabirb:

Bae: come over

Me: i can’t bae im doin pirate things

Bae: i have pizza

Me: image

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captainarlert:

There are two ways I watch anime

  1. Struggles to find the strength to watch a single episode
  2. Watches till there isn’t a single episode left
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heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

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gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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▸ BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance

(Source: russiangovernment)

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transcanons:

support young girls with fat faces and double chins and fat arms and calves and stomachs

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tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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